I also didn't say anything about having a partner in this, but here you are. [ Maybe this'll teach Superboy not to volunteer so willy-nilly next time. ] Just keep the chalance to a minimum and don't turn off that angry look. You're an old hat at this, bored of it really. You're not here to be played with, you're here to let others play with me. Got it?

[ Dick slowly turns in Supes' arms, putting his rear right between the Kryptonian's thighs while his feet remain on the couch. That way everyone can see up his skirt. That's the point. He looks like a little boy in daddy's lap. ]