[ Oh Supes, you one trick pony. Dick grabs something else from his waist under his skirt and hands him his trademark shades. ]
Wear these, too. What's a bodyguard without shades? Now, your role is simple alright? You're going to act as my "protector", looking as mean an intimidating as you can. Just use your resting bitchface and--Yeah, that one. Keep that up! No talking about who you are or who I am, okay? My codename's Sparrow and you--Hmm, you need a codename, too...
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Wear these, too. What's a bodyguard without shades? Now, your role is simple alright? You're going to act as my "protector", looking as mean an intimidating as you can. Just use your resting bitchface and--Yeah, that one. Keep that up! No talking about who you are or who I am, okay? My codename's Sparrow and you--Hmm, you need a codename, too...